all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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