Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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