Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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My vagina just recognized that song.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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