Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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