so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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