Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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