dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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