I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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