just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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