Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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