I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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