I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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