I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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