some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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