I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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