i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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