I like my sex mixed with concussions.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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