Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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