I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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