You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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