I'm drive I can fine osifer
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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