You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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