just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Sorry about my life...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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