Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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