But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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