and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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