I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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