Having a random hookup so left but love u
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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