yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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