So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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