All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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