I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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