I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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