Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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