brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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