no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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