its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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