I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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