While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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