So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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