paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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