So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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