So drunk its hurt
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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