Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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