I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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