If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
farters have to be the big spoon...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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