Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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