Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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