he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just cut my nipple shaving
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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