What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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