She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize